That is awesome! I just laughed too. In fact, I laughed a lot (you thought I was going to type "alot", didn't you? I thought about it, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it...) Thanks, Dan, That was great!
Since I don't have internet at my apartment right now I am sitting in the HBLL lab snickering as quietly as I can. That was hilarious. I emailed the link to a bunch of my grammar-nazi friends.
Carrie,If you use "alot" you should definitely capitalize it so that other people know for sure you are talking about the Alot. That way there wouldn't be so much confusion.I love you, Alot.