I am hooked. Any chance I get whatsoever to watch Jimmer play basketball I jump at.

So that you know, some poor sap thought that being excited about how well BYU is playing was getting out of hand. She wrote in to the Daily Universe (BYU's student paper), and complained about how everyone is going nuts over Jimmer and it is turning into a form of idol worship. Idol worship? I hope the italics express adequately how STUPID a comment like that is.

And I am happy to say, that she has since then learned her lesson.

Read this:

and if you don't click on the link to read the Facebook posts, click here:


My friend picked out his favorites. I provide a few for you to sample:

A little known fact; Jimmer has appeared in every Star Wars film. He played the part of “the force.”
Why did the Jimmer cross the road? Because he got tired of crossing over Tre’von Willis!
If Jimmer ever got pulled over for speeding he would let the cops off with a warning.
Every time Jimmer drains a three an Angel gets its wings.
Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Jimmer eats Champions for breakfast.
Jimmers account on match.com was instantly deleted.. even the computers know there is no match for Jimmer.
In high school Jimmer was assigned an essay on the topic of courage, his teacher gave him an A+ for turning in a blank piece of paper with his name at the top.
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husbands cause everyone’s getting Jimmered out there.
Jimmer is the city of Enoch, he just came back for a quick visit.
The three nephites stayed on the earth to see the Jimmer play.
Jimmer once won jepordy by answering every question, “Who is the Jimmer?”
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men were created equal, but that Jimmer was endowed by his creator with certain unalienable skills, that among these are a Crossover, Jimmer Range, and the pursuit of Dominance.
Someday 9th east will be named Jimmer Street… those who live east of 9th will be out of luck since nobody crosses Jimmer and lives.
Can Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Can Jimmer hit a shot from anywhere?
Tony the tiger just came out with a new slogan… They’re Jimmmmmmeeeeeerrrrr!
Cloning was just outlawed since Jimmer playing one on one with himself would only result in the end of the universe.
I guess you didn’t here the news…. Bella dumped Edward for Jimmer!

In case there is someone out there who thinks that a guy with this many crazed fans must be letting it go to his head, please read this, about how proud the Chruch is to have someone like Jimmer representing it:


In conclusion: BYU has a lot to get excited about. They day we start to sell pieces of Jimmer's jersey as holy relics that will open the gates of heaven, then I will worry. For now, I cheer with the rest of the reasonable people: Keep it up Jimmer!

1 comment:

  1. I must admit, I was one of those people sick of hearing about Jimmer, cuz his cute girlfriend is in my major, and that's all my professors do! Ask her about Jimmer! but I must admit I LOVE THE JIMMER JOKES, they make me craaaaacckkkk uuuppppp! nice post.


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