This Is What Happens When You Go Grocery Shopping While Extremely Tired And Hungry.

Tim: "Man, I wish we were Italian.  That would be so cool."

Me: "Mm-hm."

Tim: "Tonight's Italian Night.  Everything must end in "eech-ay." (because somehow that means it's Italian...)

Me: "Did you get the tomatoes?"

Tim: "Tomat-eech-ay!"

Me: "And we also need celery."

Tim: "Celer-eech-ay!"

Me: "Oh boy."

Tim: "Oh beech--  oh."

I guess we just like swearing better in Italian.